Saturday 1 December 2007

Britney's Failure To Pass A Drug Test Is Her Biggest Success In Recent Months

Breaking: Britney Spears fails another court-ordered drug test. But before you judge her, you should know the results were apparently tainted to to the presence of “prescribed narcolepsy medication.”

Oh, Brit. When everyone from court psychologists to Us Weekly have criticizing your parenting skills, the judge has granted you limited supervised visitation provided you pass semiweekly drug tests and “false-positive” is the closest thing you’ve heard to a compliment all year, don’t you think maybe, just maybe, it might be time to throw in the custody towel?

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