Why does Britney Spears have poodle hair? Either that, or she's stashing a honey bun atop her head for a snack later on. Jeans pockets aren't what they used to be, people! Well, it turns out that strange hair is about the least of Britney's problems, as she seems to be having a difficult time with her court-ordered drug testing. Apparently, the pop starlet has been unable to make the deadline for 8 out of 14 scheduled drug tests. K-Fed's lawyers cite their frustration at Britney's inability to meet deadlines and/or her unavailability in general and Britney's camp is responding by claiming that the drug tests are "unconstitutional." And a random source chimed in to Us Weekly:
A source tells "the hour that they test [Spears] is very important. If she's out partying the night before, that would be reflected. That's why it's an important issue to Kevin and his attorney."
That source was me. No it wasn't, but it might as well be. I've been writing about this woman every day for the past year and a half or so, so I guess that pretty much makes me an expert. By the same token, that means I'm also an expert at using my cell phone to take pictures, but for some reason, it sounds less impressive.
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