Saturday, 1 December 2007

You know those people?

You know those people -- say, a Britney Spears, a Paris Hilton -- those people who, maybe despite your best efforts, you end up having to hear about their latest stupid moves?

You know how you wish they would just go away?

You wish they wouldn't be allowed to creep into your head because you happened to pass a magazine stand, or someone in your office is talking about them, or worst of all, some news director thinks that their latest exploits actually constitute news.

Maybe a wee part of you enjoys their latest train wreck but ultimately you wish they'd just STFU and go away.

Wouldn't it be a beautiful thing to be able to vote them off the island? (Don't you wish you didn't even know what that phrase means?)

Now just think for a moment how truly lovely it would be to never have to hear about one more Luke Ravenstahl boneheaded move.

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